shatteredpelvis lives in a washed-up, abandoned submarine with terrible ventilation. He makes ends meet by carving driftwood into smaller pieces of driftwood. One day he will rise up and become the man that he always knew he wouldn’t be. He enjoys all matter of things, so long as those things are the things that he enjoys. He has forgotten how to be polite. He has been called “the Ambrose Burnside of the northwest Ohio glacial till plains”. Mark Zuckerberg claims that shatteredpelvis doesn’t exist. shatteredpelvis claims that Mark Zuckerberg is still angry about The Occasion In Morocco.